Current Residence: Livonia, MI
Operating System: Windows
Favourite cartoon character: Mighty Max
Personal Quote: Chap-POO!!
CCCPHis shirt had just been pressed, his pants were taut and neat, and his shoes had a sheen of brilliant purity. Today was to be the day he presented his masterpiece to his client.CCCP by ~lord-zany
And oh what a masterpiece it was: wrapped persuasively in gold ribbons with a silk bow tied in the perfect knot. He examined his presentation. Thoughts busied themselves feverishly in his head. Is this what they want? Is the wrapping precise enough? Is the color right? Is the bow tied correctly? Is the bow color right? Is it even supposed to have a bow?
He untied the bow. Tossing it aside he reexamined his work. Perfect.
Moments later a rapping came heavily upon his door. This is it. My time to shine. Anxiously, he drifted through the hall, being sure to take one peak back at his most prized possession. He opened the door.
Hello there sir, welcome to my most humble abode, he said.
The pleasure is all mine, replied Tsar Nikolas, taking a step through the doorway and into